"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
Pancake porn! I totally sent this to NG… that man as an unhealthy obsession with pancakes.
This girl spent ~8 months cross stitching this Pokemon mural, she is a GODDESS. This is just so amazing I might poop my pants.
if u thirst followed me tell me i like being thirst followed
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right