hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth


soul-ution:

Pancake porn!  I totally sent this to NG… that man as an unhealthy obsession with pancakes.

(Source: beben-eleben)


teloscs:

This girl spent ~8 months cross stitching this Pokemon mural, she is a GODDESS. This is just so amazing I might poop my pants.


(Source: lousivuitton)


s-t-a-r-f-o-x:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle)

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom)


(Source: brookeeverdeen)

tttaboo:

if u thirst followed me tell me i like being thirst followed

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right